You have just replaced Thomas Jefferson as my favorite president. You have big shoes to fill (and no slaves to sleep with), but I have faith in you.
Eagerly awaiting the next eight years,
Alice
Dear Thomas,
I'm sorry. You had a long and prosperous reign as my top dog, but it's time for you to step aside. Not everyone understood what we had; in fact, I could barely explain myself sometimes. But I'll always think of you whenever I see Japanese cherry trees, replicas of monuments built by the parents of third graders, and illegitimate children.
Adieu,
Alice
1 comment:
Well, Michelle is a descendant of slaves, so you could always look at it that way.
Also, talk to Kevin about how Kevin is friends with TJ's closest male descendant, or something.
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